the-best-of-funny:

crash-has-twinkletoes:

foodchewer:

i don’t think she can change her mind

she said yes but her finger said no

x

Yeah…. that’s not coming off.

the-best-of-funny:

crash-has-twinkletoes:

foodchewer:

i don’t think she can change her mind

she said yes but her finger said no

x

Yeah…. that’s not coming off.

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  • baby: s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s
  • sister: sister?? are you trying to say sister??
  • baby: SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS

24,370 notes

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

lisathevampireslayer:

thefrenchshipmutiny:

thisis-my-note:

flying-inca56:

“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts

“Tony stop” a sequel by Steve Rogers

“Goddammit Tony” a prequel by James Rhodes

"Tony yes" an autobiography by Tony Stark

"Fucking Hell Tony, stop sticking magnets to my goddamn arm" a death threat by Bucky Barnes

128,783 notes

sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

169,084 notes

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

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sixpenceee:

gwydtheunusual:

Want Nightmares? You are welcome internet!The creature in the video is a bloodworm.
Not a leech…a worm that drinks blood.
Yes…Those are teeth.
Yes…They bite.
Yes…It hurts.
No…They are not from Australia.There is something worse than spiders and wasps combined.
Enter the blodworm.sixpenceee…is this something you might be interested in?

YES! Thank you :)

sixpenceee:

gwydtheunusual:

Want Nightmares? 
You are welcome internet!

The creature in the video is a bloodworm.

Not a leech…a worm that drinks blood.

Yes…Those are teeth.

Yes…They bite.

Yes…It hurts.

No…They are not from Australia.

There is something worse than spiders and wasps combined.

Enter the blodworm.

sixpenceee…is this something you might be interested in?

YES! Thank you :)

4,485 notes

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

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twelves-impossible-girl:

notsomolly:

“Eccleston was a tiger and Tennant was, well, Tigger. Smith is an uncoordinated housecat who pretends that he meant to do that after falling off a piece of furniture.” — Steven Moffat

I think we all know who that makes Capaldi.

image

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

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kingdomsanctuary:

"Get up on the hydra's back!"

2,118 notes

felixdawkins:

I can really complain about things now.

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